Buying gifts for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day is getting harder. They already have everything — mugs, perfumes, socks… and don’t even start on gadgets.

We’ll try to answer this rankle little question.

— A Rant About Plastic Eyes and Human Stupidity

Why the Hell Does a Car Always Have to Be Foamed? [Good Clean Rant]

Let’s get real for a second. You love your car, right? You say you do. But when was the last time you looked at it in actualdaylight? I mean, really looked. Odds are, your paintwork’s been trying to tell you something for months—and you’ve been too busy pretending it’s “fine.”

Here’s a story for you—and trust me, it’s a true one.